By Abby Byrd

Pickup Lines for Sapiosexuals

You look like the only woman in this bar who knows how to use a semicolon. Is it me, or is this song full of logical fallacies? Allow me to buy you a beverage and then proceed upward through Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. You are hotter than the several-million-degree-Fahrenheit gaseous surface eruption known as a …

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