By Mark Peters

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Mark is the author of Bullshit: A Lexicon from Three Rivers Press.

Batman Villains Against Trump

My name is Two-Face, but you may know me as Harvey Dent, as I was called before my little accident in the facial region. As the only member of Gotham’s criminal community who is — as these guys put it — half-normal, I’ve been asked to speak on their behalf.  I speak for the Joker, the …

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How to Survive Festival Season

Festival season is here! But there’s more to festivals than getting smooshed by overwhelming crowds, sweating for hours in the blazing sun, being exposed to germs from thousands of strangers, and wasting hundreds of dollars on overpriced food and beer. There are also some downsides. Deadly downsides. But don’t let the possibility of achieving a …

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Your Password Has Been Changed

Hi Mark, Your password has been changed. If you made this change, you don’t need to do anything. Your information is secure. You have a great job with a promising company. Your spouse and children love you. Your friends are secretly envious but outwardly worshipful. Even Jeff Bridges and Carrie Brownstein seem uncool next to you. …

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