Things I Now Regret Throwing out Because They Did Not “Spark Joy”

perfectly serviceable black turtleneck sweater
ugly but comfortable Keen walking shoes
seashell refrigerator magnet that Greg and I bought on our honeymoon
“Liberator” pillow that Greg gave me for our last anniversary
half-full bottle of Kahlúa
Sundays at Moosewood Restaurant cookbook
Greg’s hideous Warby Parker glasses
Greg’s car keys
Greg’s insulin
pasta maker